Brad Pitt’s been coasting on 40 years or so of goodwill that I’m not sure anything could dislodge this image of him as the hot, fun nice guy. He’s largely buried child and spousal abuse (basically only the very online know about it), made people forget he’s an alcoholic (despite some evidence he’s not sober), screwed Hurricane Katrina victims for years with those crappy Make It Right homes, tax evasion in France, etc.

I swear he could shoot someone in broad daylight with a hundred witnesses and you’d have a majority of people making excuses for him.