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AUDIT OF WEIRD: FEBRUARY 2026 / WEEK ONE:
Three more episodes of Hawk the Slayer scripted. Seven left to go. Wrote a pub fight, a sword fight, and a chase on horseback. Read lines aloud like, ‘YOU SEEK THE WIZARD?’ while a hairy-arsed plumber scrabbled around my bathroom trying to fix the toilet.
Several pleasant asides this week:
My first two LEGO Star Wars stories arrived in UK supermarkets, featuring Han and Chewie singing a duet for the Emperor!
Critic Paula Guran had nice things to say in Locus about my New Edge Sword and Sorcery story The Jagged Gates.
The lovely Sandy King, my editor on John Carpenter’s Tales for a Halloween Night, got nominated for a Stoker Award for Volume #11, which features a spooky boyhood tale I did with Dave Hitchcock and Jack Mandrake.
Found out I’ve got ace artist Aly Fell on board for a forthcoming story. alyfell.blogspot.com
Had a few friends get in touch to see how I was doing after my posting about having personal struggles in my essay on writing work-for-hire. Left me feeling touched, but a bit awkward. Frankly, I’d rather throw myself under an AT-AT than feel like I’m begging for attention. Is that a British thing? A bloke thing? Has a lifetime spent alone in dark rooms projecting movies and writing nonsense turned me into an emotional hermit?
Nearly finished The Mystery Knight, the third novella in George R. R. Martin’s A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Not my favourite (gets a bit lost in its own world, too many names to remember), but still a compulsive read. Such an interesting contrast to Joe Abercrombie. Abercrombie is whiskey, full of fight and smoke, while Martin is an ice-cold Bud on a hot day.
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