Getting stranded on a deserted island would be one of my worst nightmares—right up there with being stuck in a submarine or locked in an airplane bathroom (which is why I never lock the door, lol). I’m claustrophobic, can you tell?

But if I had to be stranded, these are the practical (and mostly not so practical) desert island picks that would be my holy grail items until I’m rescued!

Think of it like this: If you were stranded on a desert island (hypothetically, of course!!), what are the essentials you couldn’t live without? The things that make the biggest impact, the ride-or-dies, the things that truly matter.