What a great essay!

It just goes to show you that if Americans illegally invade a foreign state and occupy for no reason, that a few lucky people can then come to the US and become part of our great nation. Let's not dwell on the fact that no American soldiers should have EVER been in Iraq in the first place. Obviously, the villain in this story is the unnamed Trump supporter...

I am so glad to be a citizen of a country that shamelessly lies to its own people, and the rest of the world, needlessly invades sovereign states but has the courtesy to let some of them come here and experience our generosity and largesse; all because we took the time to destroy their ancient capital, destabilize their nation and pave the way for a band of fanatics!

Go Liberals! Go America!

I wonder if college professors in the Roman Empire wrote this way about their conquered peoples...?