Hey Free Press! Why not start putting two and two together for a change. In one piece we read that "Americans" are less patriotic and now, Seinfeld will tell us "audiences" don't like jokes anymore. But it is just not true. There is one common factor to all of these awful people.

ALL OF THEM ARE LEFTISTS. Leftists aren't patriotic. Leftists are humorless goons. Leftists hate Israel and praise Hamas. Leftists are the problem. Your entire publication would cease to exist if leftists WEREN'T the abhorrent shitheads that they are. Why not just make it clear as day?

The Democratic Party of America, DELENDA EST!

Why not declare rhetorical war against the left?