Random Camino Poop Worries

Will I have to poop while all these hordes of people are sitting on their bunks listening to me?

When is the best, most private time to poop?

What if I never get the chance to poop?

Maybe I should bring a spade for cat holes? Honestly, that would be on brand for my bowels: only pooping when there's no bathroom.

Is the number of times I've had to emergency shit outside disproportionate to other people my age? 

What if there are no bushes or trees or rocks to poop behind?

I'll probably have to make a plan to get up every night at 3am to have toilet privacy.

How many other people are gonna have that SAME EXACT plan?

So 3am probably doesn't work; too obvious.

I need a completely random late-night private bathroom poop time!

Maybe 1:53am? No one else will be making that plan, right?

Or maybe 4:12am, because then I’m getting a decent chunk of sleep.

Of course there's no way my bowels will comply with any of this so yes yes yes I better bring a spade and a stack of tp squares.

and on and on and on . . .