VA ADMIN: "We have a warehouse full of the shot. They are expiring soon. What do we do?"

DEEP STATE ADVISOR: "Uh...'recommend' that any one over 65 take it?"

VA ADMIN: "Done and done. I was thinking.....What do you think about the 12 year old vets? Could we work on 'future veterans' or something?"

DEEP STATE ADVISOR: "Good idea. I'll fund a study. My brother's ex-wife's son took Biology in high school, and he's a big Call of Duty fan. Perfect experience. Besides, he owes me big time."