I’m getting excitingly close to a big milestone, and because I am an impatient little rascal, I’d love to encourage you to sign up for a paid subscription! For the next two days, I’m offering 10% off new annual subscriptions. That’s a really nice personal trainer in your pocket WHO LITERALLY NEVER TALKS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT for $5.25 per month, baby!!!!

(Hot tip: Do this in the browser, not the app, to avoid stupid app store fees.)