If you didn’t get a bubble on the Substack Freakshow Data Blob here is the Annie Hendrix method of engagement farming:

1. Develop a true addiction to social media

2. Be your most unfiltered self and then add a hyperbole filter

3. Fall in love with someone online and be explicit about how much you love them in front of everyone

4. Create smokescreens for your genuine affection by pretending you are in love with a lot more people than you actually are

5. Develop genuine affection for the people you were pretending to be in love with

6. Suffer due to the limited nature of online friendships and turn your suffering into a spectacle

7. Turn everything into a spectacle