Bieber, in portrait, smizes for the camera. Then he turns his head to his left, and the camera pans to the next Justin Bieber. Only this Justin Bieber is Japanese, and his name is Jasuten Biba. Jasuten turns to Justin van der Biebaar, who is Justin Bieber if he were “born in the Netherlands,” and van der Biebaar turns to Jashwin Bivaria, who is Justin Bieber if he is “born in India” … and so on.