“They say to me, ‘Sir,’ I say don’t call me, ‘sir,’ they say, ‘Sir! Your impressions… they are… the best impressions—perfect impressions really perfect—and nobody has… ever seen anything like it’—can you believe that?—they say nobody has ever seen anything like it. But Nyarlathotep and his radical, far-left, far-Leng agenda are destroying our once-great nation and the border between dimensions, and, let me tell ya, the other dimensions: they’re not sending us their best. Their sending Mi-Go and shoggoths and—some people are saying, I’m not saying, but some people are saying—dimensional shamblers. Can you believe that? [crowds boos and hisses] Dimensional. Shamblers. Here in this great natio—”

KA CHOW!!!!