I keep thinking about this scene in Death Becomes Her.

Isabella Rossellini handing Meryl Streep the potion, saying, “Take care of yourself. You and your body are going to be together a long time.”

The irony, of course, is that she says it right before selling her soul for eternal youth.

The things we’ll trade for forever.

Unfucking Midlife is the real potion, but it only works if you’re willing to feel it.