Turns out that Juno was right. Henry VIII was married to Jane Seymour… a different one than the actress from Dr. Quinn, Medicine Women. After learning this, I was curious to see if the actress was named after the Queen. Somewhere along the way I saw that the actress had been married to a man named James Keach, the younger brother of actor Stacy Keach. And then I was like, “I wonder if Stacy Keach is still alive,” so I went to his Wikipedia page. WELCOME TO HOW MY BRAIN WORKS!