Today’s the prestiguous day, the BLOODY-ALWAYS-’SPOSE-TO-BE-FUN-SUNDAY.

After a week of moving through life in a melodious and paying rhythm called monotonicity, everyone decides to do something TOOFANI on a sunday.

The TOOFANI can be anything, it is measured on the scale of how much risk you are willing to take to make this special day etched into your memory. For some it may be a visit to nearest ghost rumoured place, or for the ones who seem to care about food rather than the people long dead, it is PANI PURI DAY.

You know like in chemistry, there are always exceptions. Something that just doesn’t follow the sweet norm laid out by the masses around. This sunday the exception was my friend.

He decided to register for an exam happening this sunday. GUJCET.

Although its already long name should’ve warned him about its relevance. Exams longer than 4 alphabets do not matter in our country, or maybe I just like philosophizing random things.

He took his ability of taking risk and registered for GUJCET some days back.

The center was 32 km away from home. That should’ve been his first actual sign that this isn’t going to be good. And my guy hadn’t even seen the admit card yet.

He opens his already PRINTED admit card and realizes that his exam is somehow divided in 2 parts.

Physics and chemistry from 11 to 1 and somehow maths was scheduled after. I took a pause, how long must be the gap be—10 mins, 15 mins, 1 hour?

NO. THE GAP SAID OF 3 HOURS. Maths exam- 4 to 5.

Printed as if writing it down makes it less comical. I said:

“Alya aa su chee, a badha ni budhi gand ma purai gyi”

What is this? Do they all have their minds stuck up in their asses?

He is sindhi. I’m from M.P.

Neither of us are from gujarat and somehow gujarati is the language we both somehow translate the funniest moments in.

“Chodya aani pachad jo, bio nu timing jo, hasi ne gand phati na jae ne tari to maro naam change kari deje!!”

“Broo see at the back, just see the timing of bio, if you do not burst your ass laughing just change my name!!”

I flip the page and seee.

Bio timing: 1:22 to 2:22 P.M

“Ye kya hai bhencho, muhrat laga rkha hai inhone puja ka!!”

My hindi took over and the laughs did too. I think this might be enough to tell how unserious the exam was😭.

Also caclulators were allowed lmao.