Awesome that you’re getting the emails going! I sent this:
Skidmore Paper
Hello Adrian,
Like many other medical journals that were trusted and respected in the past, you have now retracted a valuable and valid paper for no apparent or stated reason.
Therefore, medical professionals and the public have no choice but to deduce that you chose to reject legitimate science and deprive your readers of valuable information in order to go along with a narrative.
Ahhh, your letter is delicious . . . like a glass of the finest wine! (Forgive my whacky sense of humor. I'm actually serious about your letter being excellent.)