my wife was out of town for the last week for work. some things i learned riding solo as a guy who has been married for 13 years:

• it’s super fun! …for 48 hours until i slipped into a lonely, existential abyss

• i throw my clothes on the ground wherever i take them off and call it my floordrobe (working on this)

• i ate both healthier and significantly worse at the same time

• magic laundry basket suddenly stopped working

• kids cautiously informed me they’re tired of eating burritos

• missed her significantly more than expected