I find it so funny how fashion magazines now seem to use the same handful of cliché cover lines for celebrity features. A friend and I were just listing the repeat offenders – did we miss any?

• [celeb] is just getting started

• The age of [celeb]

• [celeb] on top

• [celeb] as you’ve never seen her

• The rise of [celeb]

• [celeb] in charge

• The real [celeb]

• It’s [celeb]’s moment

• The reinvention of [celeb]

• [celeb] opens up