I used to think my fear of sharks was unrealistic…

then I learned they can swim up rivers.

So now I’m just trying to understand—

why are we all so confident they can’t fall from the sky??

Like have you seen Sharknado?

Because I feel like that movie really blurred the line between “irrational” and “just being prepared.”

At this point, I’m not dramatic…

I’m proactive. 🦈