Years ago, I wrote a book called Outwitting Squirrels. It has sold over a million copies, so I'm happy about that.

The book explains how to keep squirrels out of your birdfeeder, a useful, though hardly vital subject.

But now I'm thinking perhaps in the future with climate change and all the crazy things that are happening, monstrous rogue squirrels will terrorize the planet. This may not happen for decades or centuries, but if it does, then my book may save humanity and my legacy will be assured.