Hey, be honest, I’m not judging, I’m just curious: When you start getting cosmetic procedures — even small, minor ones — is it a slippery slope? Like, Wow, I look great, what else can I do? Is it like what people say about tattoos? I kinda have to assume it is? Do you have to work hard against that if you truly want just one little thing?

[This message brought to you by me getting Invisalign, falling in love with my beautiful perfect new teeth, and now feeling like I’m noticing more things than before to also “improve,” which freaks me out]