Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "The Epstein List marks the first time in history that Trump didn’t want his name on something"

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Andy Borowitz

Jul 9, 2025

The Borowitz Report

The Epstein List marks the first time in history that Trump didn’t want his name on something

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