Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "French President Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney were seen high-fiving moments after Trump signed the admission form."

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French President Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney were seen high-fiving moments after Trump signed the admission form.

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