Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Horrific jobs report showing economy losing jobs. Gas prices and unemployment surging. Stock market crashing. Well done, Trump voters!"

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Horrific jobs report showing economy losing jobs. Gas prices and unemployment surging. Stock market crashing. Well done, Trump voters!

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