Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "The Pentagon said it destroyed 16 Iranian vessels today. That’s pretty impressive, considering they said yesterday that they had already destroyed the entire Iranian navy"

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The Pentagon said it destroyed 16 Iranian vessels today. That’s pretty impressive, considering they said yesterday that they had already destroyed the entire Iranian navy

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