Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Pete Hegseth was reportedly so upset when Trump called off the attack on Iran that his mascara started running"

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Pete Hegseth was reportedly so upset when Trump called off the attack on Iran that his mascara started running

Apr 8

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