Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Pete Hegseth says returning Ukraine to its original borders is “unrealistic.” I agree—we should stick to realistic goals like making Canada the 51st state"

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Feb 12, 2025

Pete Hegseth says returning Ukraine to its original borders is “unrealistic.” I agree—we should stick to realistic goals like making Canada the 51st state

Feb 12, 2025

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