This is Paulo. He escaped from the DeVille Institute where he was the product of an experiment in genetic modification. His

coat has the consistency of super premium plush toy. It doesn’t tangle or get dirty. It never needs cleaned or brushed. Unfortunately, his super coat raises his body temperature to 6 -8 degrees above normal. He consistently behaves like someone wearing a snowsuit on a summer day. When he learned about the Institute’s nefarious plans to turn him into high end outerwear, he escaped. After a series of events he refuses to discuss even now, he ended up in a local shelter where we found him when looking for a companion for our main dog, Sam.

The people at the shelter pulled us aside to let us know he’d been adopted and returned 3 times. And the only way he could even begin to cope with real life was run around high as fuck all the time. Well, I could relate and our main dog Sammy was all in so we went ahead and adopted him.

It's been 8 years. He’s a good dog ! We have to keep him trimmed up and brushed really well in warm weather. He spends most of his life outside during the day in the cold months. It's his best time I think. Note his single blue eye. That's the Pale Blue Eye of Judgement.

He sees us and he judges us. Oh yes. He judges us.