> I pretended I knew about the poem just now so you all would think of me as literary and cultured.

One time I was in Half Price Books in the aisle *next to* the Christianity aisle, and the thought occurred to me that in some thread on the internet I had been quoting the one tagline from St Augustine that everyone knows "Lord make me chaste BUT NOT YET" (whimsical! relatable!), but that I had never read the book it came from (or, to be clear, any book by anyone whose name starts with "Saint"), and struck in the moment by a somewhat vain desire not to be intellectually dishonest (because I generally do not quote sources I have not read) I ventured into the Christianity aisle and bought Confessions of St Augustine and went home and read it, and someone could write an epic disaster poem about that also.