It’s finally warm enough to go barefoot in the house. You take your socks off and paddle around on the hardwoods, or more accurately, “luxury” vinyl plank (note to floor companies: calling it luxury doesn’t make it so). Your feet feel… sticky? Is it the sudden humidity? Then you realize you can’t remember the last time you mopped… except for when you moved in many months ago, too many, so many it’s embarrassing to say. 😳😲🫢