So, here is the AI analysis of the criteria for applying to Trump’s DOJ “Anti-Weaponization Fund” for compensation:

“The Department of Justice’s Anti-Weaponization Fund does not have rigid eligibility requirements, and the DOJ has stated that anyone in the country can apply. The fund is designed to provide formal apologies and financial compensation to individuals who believe they were improperly targeted by the federal government.”

Accordingly, I plan to apply on the grounds of severe mental distress over the destruction of our Democracy at the hands of Trump and cronies. I would appreciate a formal apology and financial compensation for my moments of depression and sleepless nights. I believe I have been unfairly targeted because I don’t worship at the feet of Trump or MAGA. Anyone want to join in?