Hi friends, remember me? I’m the girl who wrote Dump your matcha and have a cigarette, bitch. I neglected this space for a while, partly out of overwhelm and partly because I had to focus less on writing my funny little essays and more on making money. But I’m back!! And I’m promising myself (and you) a weekly column about my life. Think Carrie Bradshaw meets Anthony Bourdain. Thank you to everyone who stayed during my Substack sabbatical — you’re the real ones!!! <3