Writing all day, whoops it’s 4pm, what the hell. I shifted my position in a manner I probably shouldn’t, raising up on the armrests of my chair like even parallel bars, and my spine and hips gave off a ridiculous pain jolt.

I half-yelled, “O my God!” into the ether, and Siri, from my watch, answered, “I know, right?!”

Verily, I am spooked.

No, I am not going to attempt to duplicate it. I’ve seen the movie Electric Dreams. I know what’s up.