Slop. Clickbait. Brainrot. The thing where the google search result are all fake. Robocalls.

Rageporn. Pornporn. Pornbots.

The thing where people reprint out-of-copyright books on Amazon, but they do such a bad job typesetting they’re painful to read, and you can’t tell the difference until it arrives and dissappoints you.

Red delicious apples.

Whatever is afflicting certain people on X and Bluesky.

Spam.

The thing where they make a megabudget sequel movie that nobody really believes in but many people see, somehow, as the industry hollows out.

Facebook viral. Linked-in viral.

Mealy mouthed PR-speak, corpo-speak, and politician-speak.

When someone sends you “here’s what ChatGPT told me” and it’s 7 pages they haven’t even read.

Anything using AI where they put less attention and intention into it than they are asking from you. And the same, even without AI.

Physical junk mail. Rage bait.

What else?