Imagine not knowing what a 4-D movie is..

The old ones, not the new ones.

The ones where you sit in the chair and watch the movie, but the seats have built in water sprayers and “punching rods” that fucked your back up if you sat the wrong way.

It was SpongeBob at SeaWorld I think. Maybe it was six flags 🤷

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

Because that's literally the only reference I have for how I've been living life.

The “you behind your eyes” life.

Since around 10 years old.