Every week, you buy your vapes and Stella from the Pakistani corner shop owner

Every Friday, you order a curry cooked by Indians and delivered by Somalians

Every Saturday, you get a bus driven by a Jamaican, to a pub run by an Irishman and manned by an Australian, then a club owned by a Saudi with Syrian and Polish door staff, and Italian and Spanish bar staff, before getting a taxi driven by an Algerian to a Kebab house owned by Turks.

Your Mum is currently being cared for by Nigerian and Romanian care staff, and was treated by a Syrian doctor and Chinese nurse after her last fall.

So please, for the love of God, unless you want to do AAAAALLLL this yourself…. stop f**king moaning about immigration.