The old definition of anti-Semitism: Anti-Jewish hatred

The new definition of anti-Semitism: Jewish people guilty of WrongThink, screensavers of fruit bowls which contain watermelons, octopus fidget toys, being in the same room as a holocaust survivor criticising Israel, hang gliding badges, throwing red paint at an aeroplane, wearing red, black, green and white simultaneously, orthodox Jewish people refusing to commit mass murder, accurately reporting the words of Israeli politicians, defending a Jewish community from nazi violence whilst being left wing, olive oil without context, wearing a scarf in a ‘threatening’ manner, holding up a placard saying you oppose genocide, making falafels authentically….