Trump just landed in Beijing.

Jensen Huang got off the plane with him.

He wasn't supposed to be on it.

Bloomberg reported the snub Monday. Tom's Hardware called it official.

Tuesday the President picked up the phone.

Jensen boarded Air Force One at the Alaska refueling stop.

The chip is the bribe.

The tollbooth is the ransom.

The man in the leather jacket is the deal.

While the welcome ceremony was being scheduled, Iran's parliament built a sovereign tollbooth on the Strait of Hormuz.

Written into law. Confirmed by Lloyd's List. The first chokepoint tariff regime since the British dug Suez in the 1860s.

CNBC didn't notice.

Your cousin didn't notice.

He's still talking about his watch. 👇