Chelewa (@chelewa): "About to pull this line on my next interview juu either way si they have already given the job to the CEO’s nephew’s auntie’s daughter’s cat. "

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About to pull this line on my next interview juu either way si they have already given the job to the CEO’s nephew’s auntie’s daughter’s cat.

By 7:20am I was on a matatu headed to town, sweating through a stranger’s suit, rehearsing interview answers in my head. Tell us about yourself. Well, I am a motivated individual who borrowed these clothes from a man with a chicken. No. I am a results-oriented team player. Better. I arrived at the address on Kenyatta Avenue at 7:58am.

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