Me in Mexican bar: Why your national team suck so much?

Mexican guy: look at them. Look at me. See how white they are. Skin more like you.

Me: uh, but there are good white players….

MG: no. Not in Mexico. It means they rich, went to private school. No poor kid plays soccer in Mexico.

Me: and…

MG tapping his chest: The rich. They have no heart. No guts. No life spirit. They soft.