And when their meetings are 100% buzz you better start distributing your CV because things are not going to last.

I was in a meeting at a company that started doing that agile horseshit. Someone mentioned "stories," which is what we used to call user scenarios. Nobody asked what it meant but they figured it out and within minutes everyone was shoehorning "stories" into every sentence. Nodding vigorously, so compulsive in their conformity I wanted to vomit.

We don't need to die to go to hell. It's right here.