What is the most elaborate thing you have ever done to get a second Trader Joe's sample without being recognized? I am asking for a friend. The friend is me. I have changed aisles. I have removed a layer. I have sent my wife back in as a decoy while I waited by the olive oil. The samples are small. The crackers are good. I have no regrets and I will not be taking questions about my character at this time. Drop your confessions below. This is a judgment free zone.