The Childcare Menu of Your Dreams

Entrees:

The Classic

Layered with a CPR certificate, puffy stickers, and loads of energy, this babysitter comes prepared to watch TV and wrangle kids for bedtime.

Grandparent du Jour

There whenever you need them, this family recipe is even more comforting than you remember. Served with a side of slow-cooked stories and nostalgic toys.

The Special Needs Special

A juicy mix of expert training and respectful care, this support worker is dedicated to keeping your child safe and regulated. Pair with a sparkling love for your child’s special interest.

The Everything

Baked fresh every day, this neighborhood favorite includes light housekeeping, a degree in early-childhood development, and the ability to work odd hours.

The Golden Nanny

Oak aged and pleasantly bitter, this professional blends in effortlessly with the rest of the family and knows what’s helpful without being told. Includes an extra hour of sleep upon request.

The Pickled Pick Up

Perfect for those who work between the hours of 2-5, this bright, hearty helper comes with a reliable car and a flexible schedule.

The Ooey Gooey Mommune

This melted blend of neighborly know-how and motherly love is popular in all seasons.

Desserts

Mother’s Little Helper

Enjoy locally sourced, fresh talent as you work at home or simply take a shower.

Loaded Auntie a la Mode

This sweet treat includes day trips to the zoo, extravagant surprises, and ripe blackberries when in season.

Daycare Galette

This dependable delight is made with a flaky crust glazed with a light educational syrup.

All items are market price. Share at your own risk.

// by Heidi Fiedler