You’ll call your parents on a Sunday afternoon and after hearing about all the new illnesses besetting distant family members you’ve never heard of in your life, there’ll be a brief pause and suddenly your mom will be like, “oh, your dad and I started watching this new show The Seven Problematic Lives of the Sicilian Gentleman and His Much Younger Third Wife, have you heard of it? It’s on Paramount+ and it stars Ewan McGregor.”