I nearly stepped on a dead bald eagle on a Chesapeake sand spit.

What followed: federal law, Franklin’s old grudge, a warehouse of contraband feathers, and the strange lengths we go to protect a national symbol.

That, plus Bravo brawls, Jo Nesbø’s blood-soaked Norway, Jon Hamm gone suburban rogue, and Edinburgh’s finest dumplings, in this week’s Wag….