Meet the “fuck you” lizard (the noise they make sounds like a very loud “fuck you! fuck you!”). For scale, this particular one’s torso (not including the tail) is bigger than my forearm.

We have one around the same size living in our living room. Every night, once we go up to bed, they emerge and start yelling, “Fuck you! Fuck you!” at the top of their little lizard lungs. And larger ones are sometimes suctioned to our windows, so I imagine our indoor one is still growing…