I have a memoir, “Class Clown,” coming out in May. It tells the heartwarming story of how I went from being a random wiseass nobody ever heard of to a famous humor writer that a lot of people still have never heard of. If you pre-order a copy, I’ll sign your book and, if you’d like, even personalize it. “Class Clown” is the perfect gift for anybody you know who enjoys humor or, for whatever reason, simply likes rectangular objects. You can order your copy here: