Absolute comedic gold. This has the same energy as when Ben Shapiro tried to call out Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion but could only bring himself to say “wet ass p-word.”

The serious dimension to this is that it highlights just how unserious the “anti-racist” sector of academia is. If John’s Hopkins released a study on “private parts cancer” they’d be a laughing stock. If a snake bite paper kept calling them “nope ropes” or a paper on depression referred to it unironically as “the dreary wearies” throughout, we’d know instantly that we were watching a clown show and nothing more.