Finally heard that Taylor Swift song about Travis Kelce’s dick while in a dépanneur the other day. It took me a minute before I realized that that's what it was, and was really shocked at how unsexy the actual song part of a song about cock was, very bland supermarketcore. Not only do I not think Taylor Swift has ever had sex, I'm starting to suspect she isn't entirely sure what it even entails. She's like a little girl smashing her Barbies together, trying desperately to figure out, scientifically, how it happens.