“Just as often, maybe even more often, I've realized I'm sick to death of some woman I used to be crazy about, and dumped her. I've ended friendships with women for switching to natural deodorant; for always forgetting to eat lunch and then getting too hungry to make a prompt decision about where to get dinner; for taking me to a local production of The Nutcracker out on Long Island and saying afterwards, "Wasn't that terrific?" even though none of the dancers were en pointe and there was absolutely nothing transcendent about the entire experience.”

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