Fact: I wrote a bisexual love story set during the exact same beach trip as THE GAME — same house, same bonfire, same week. It stars Morales, your new favourite resident comic relief, and two other named characters from the story. It would be my first bi story on this Substack…

Should it see the light of day? You don’t need to have read THE GAME to enjoy it. But you should read it anyway, just to form a more educated opinion. But that’s just me saying that.